My liver's the size of a toilet seat
Well, I got the results back from the doctor today................................Looks like I got the blood thing, and on top of that, an enlarged liver. I now have to go to a hematologist for more tests and a course of treatment. It was kind of funny. My doctor was giving me the list of problems that this shit can lead to (down the road).................Diabetes....Hepatitis....and such, I didn't much care until he mentioned vision loss.
I swear, it's the only thing that I fear. Being a colorblind painter is stupid enough, but blind blind, that's just going way too fucking far! Granted it's all very treatable/preventable, but the sheer mention of its possibility freaks me out a little.
I swear, it's the only thing that I fear. Being a colorblind painter is stupid enough, but blind blind, that's just going way too fucking far! Granted it's all very treatable/preventable, but the sheer mention of its possibility freaks me out a little.
posted by A.J. at Tuesday, February 07, 2006
8 Comments:
If you go blind does that mean that if you paint nudes you have to use your hands to see? Sounds like a job perk to me.
Perhaps, but then who'd give a fuck about the painting?
Who cares. You'd be touching boobies all day.
I'm pushing straight pins through my corneas as we speak!
If Ray Charles could be a blind pianist, you can be a blind painter. Not that I wish that on you or anything, I'm just sayin'.
Maybe you can start smoking pot instead of drinking. In the long run, I think it's better for you, if you can avoid going hog wild with the munchies.
I think you should take the doctor's message as a serious warning.
But if not, can you sell us a few paintings? If your situation deteriorates, they will be even more valuable. Remember George Costanza with the triangle sculpture???
Blind painters suck!
It's kinda funny....when I complained to the doctor about losing my personality due to lack of booze, it was he that said (his exact words) " there's plenty of other redreational drugs out there". Did I mention how cool he is?
By the way everything I have is for sale.............EVERYTHING!
Everything.
EVERYTHING!!!
What the hell does that mean? Hmmmmm.
I once had a housepainter/musician ask me some financial questions. He wanted to know if he could write off his marijuana costs as a business expense, since he also writes songs. It was a good question.
I envy your lifestyle.
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